Poster and First Films for April 11

April 2013 Screening Poster (Design by Alex Kittle)

Here it is, folks! The first of our specially designed posters. This one, announcing our April 11, 2013 screening, was designed by film writer Alex Kittle (she’s @filmforager on Twitter). In addition to writing about film, she also makes excellent movie posters which she sells on Etsy. Rumour has it that she might be selling a limited edition run of this poster, too, so don’t miss it!

In addition to confirming that our next screening will be held on Thursday April 11th at 7pm at the Carlton, I wanted to give you a sneak peek at a few of the films that we’ll be showing too. And just so you know, tickets are already on sale! Get yours!

Still from Friend of Flies

Friend of Flies (Sweden, 2011, Director: Emil Gustafsson Ryderup, 13 minutes)

For want of friends, a little boy seeks fellowship among flies. Once he has gained their confidence, he finds himself in possession of endless power. But the power is not the solution to everything, and how is a child to master such responsibility? Using only three colours, black, white and red, Friend of Flies deploys a striking visual aesthetic to tell a melancholy tale about the loneliness of childhood.

Still from Voice Over

Voice Over (Spain, 2012, Director: Martin Rosete, 10 minutes)

I will not tell you whose voice over leads us through three extreme situations that are actually the same. Will you survive?

Still from Typesetter Blues

Typesetter Blues (Canada, 2012, Director: Hector Herrera, 3 minutes)

Typesetter Blues is a 3-minute animated short starring a likeable monster named Harold. In this melancholy love story, Harold falls for a new coworker, who unfortunately falls harder for someone else. Voiced by Canadian legend Gordon Pinsent (Away From Her, Pillars Of The Earth) Typesetter Blues is written in the nonsense poetry tradition of Edward Lear and Shel Silverstein.

We have lots more in store for this screening, which we’ll be revealing in the weeks to come. I hope you will join us!

January 17: That’s a Wrap!

Another packed house last night at the Carlton Cinemas, despite some snow and a nasty flu that sidelined at least 5 of our advanced ticket holders. Thanks to everyone who came and I’m so glad you enjoyed yourselves. A very special thanks to filmmakers Aaron Phelan and Andrew Nicholas McCann Smith (Dear Scavengers) and Dane Clark and Linsey Stewart (Long Branch) who charmed our audiences with their films and during the Q&A afterwards. And our ever-popular prize draw returned, for which we must thank film publicist extraordinaire Ingrid Hamilton (GATpr) and Hazlitt magazine. Finally, I have to thank London-based director Luke Snellin, who despite being in the middle of shooting a new film, sent our audience a short greeting. Here he is:

Luke Snellin

For those who joined us last night, which film was your favourite?

Look for our next screening in April. Check back for more details, or better yet, follow us on Twitter: @shortsnotpants.

P.S. If you want to share a few of our films, or watch them again, Long Branch and the two Luke Snellin shorts (Mixtape and Disco) are available online.

Hazlitt Brings the Swag

Hazlitt

A few weeks ago, I reached out to the smart and cool people behind Hazlitt, an exceedingly interesting online magazine that’s created in a broom closet somewhere in the bowels of publisher Random House Canada. Hazlitt have begun publishing little e-books called Hazlitt Originals, bite-sized pieces of journalism that I found had a nice resonance with what we were doing. Though we haven’t yet worked out how to give away e-books as prizes, they were very kind to send some actual dead-tree books for us to use. All of these sound fantastically interesting, so I thought I’d share the synopses with you here.

The wise attendee will read these in order to know which book to choose should he or she be a lucky winner tomorrow night. We’ll have some other prizes to give away as well. And some short films to show you, too!

Advance tickets are still on sale for just $8 but only until midnight! You can still buy tickets at the door for $10.


Edge - Koji Suzuki

Edge – Koji Suzuki

Edge begins with a massive and catastrophic shifting of the San Andreas fault. The fears of California someday tumbling into the sea—that have become the stuff of parody—become real. But even the terror resulting from this catastrophe pales in comparison to the understanding behind its happening, a cataclysm extending beyond mankind’s understanding of horror as it had previously been known. The world is falling apart because things are out of joint at the quantum level, about which of course there’s never been any guarantee that everything has to remain stable.

Koji Suzuki returns to the genre he’s most famous for after many years of “not wanting to write any more horror.” As expected from Suzuki, the chills are of a more cerebral, psychological sort, arguably more unsettling and scary than the slice-and-dice gore fests that horror has become known in the US. Never content to simply do “Suzuki”—as it were—but rather push the envelope on what horror is in general and for which readers have come to know him, Edge borders on being cutting-edge science fiction. The author himself terms this novel, which he has worked on for some years, a work of “quantum horror.”

Gods Without Men - Hari Kunzru

Gods Without Men – Hari Kunzru

In the desert, you see, there is everything and nothing…it is God without men.
— Honoré de Balzac, Une passion dans le désert, 1830

Jaz and Lisa Matharu are plunged into a surreal public hell after their son, Raj, vanishes during a family vacation in the California desert. However, the Mojave is a place of strange power, and before Raj reappears inexplicably unharmed—but not unchanged—the fate of this young family will intersect with that of many others, echoing the stories of all those who have traveled before them.

Driven by the energy and cunning of Coyote, the mythic, shape-shifting trickster, Gods Without Men is full of big ideas, but centered on flesh-and-blood characters who converge at an odd, remote town in the shadow of a rock formation called the Pinnacles. Viscerally gripping and intellectually engaging, it is, above all, a heartfelt exploration of the search for pattern and meaning in a chaotic universe.

Zone One - Colson Whitehead

Zone One – Colson Whitehead

In this wry take on the post-apocalyptic horror novel, a pandemic has devastated the planet. The plague has sorted humanity into two types: the uninfected and the infected, the living and the living dead.

Now the plague is receding, and Americans are busy rebuilding civilization under orders from the provisional government based in Buffalo. Their top mission: the resettlement of Manhattan. Armed forces have successfully reclaimed the island south of Canal Street—aka Zone One—but pockets of plague-ridden squatters remain. While the army has eliminated the most dangerous of the infected, teams of civilian volunteers are tasked with clearing out a more innocuous variety—the “malfunctioning” stragglers, who exist in a catatonic state, transfixed by their former lives.

Mark Spitz is a member of one of the civilian teams working in lower Manhattan. Alternating between flashbacks of Spitz’s desperate fight for survival during the worst of the outbreak and his present narrative, the novel unfolds over three surreal days, as it depicts the mundane mission of straggler removal, the rigours of Post-Apocalyptic Stress Disorder, and the impossible job of coming to grips with the fallen world.

And then things start to go wrong.

Both spine chilling and playfully cerebral, Zone One brilliantly subverts the genre’s conventions and deconstructs the zombie myth for the twenty-first century.

The Dead Are More Visible - Steven Heighton

The Dead Are More Visible – Steven Heighton

An astoundingly original and tightly curated collection of stories from the award-winning author of Every Lost Country and Afterlands.

It is remarkably easy to accept Al Purdy’s assertion that Steven Heighton—renowned for his craftsmanship, risk-taking, insight and range—”is one of the best writers of his generation, maybe the best.” The Dead Are More Visible highlights his strengths at writing fiction that does not sacrifice humour, depth and emotion for the sake of brevity. These 11 profoundly moving and finely crafted stories encapsulate wildly divergent themes of love and loss, containment and exclusion. In the title story, a parks & rec worker faces an assailant who does not leave the altercation intact. A medical researcher and his claustrophobic fiancée are locked in the trunk of their car after a failed carjacking (the thief can’t drive standard). A young woman enters a pharmaceutical trial in the outer reaches of suburbia and slips between sleeping and waking with increasingly alarming ease. Pairing the cultural acuity of Lost in Translation with the compassion and reach of The World According to Garp, Heighton breathes new life into the short story, a genre that is finally coming into its own.

Canadian Screen Awards 2013: Shorts

Canadian Screen Awards 2013
I’ll admit that I could never keep the Geminis and the Genie Awards straight. Looks like the folks at the Academy of Canadian Cinema and Television have gotten the hint. This year, they’ve combined the awards into a new format called the Canadian Screen Awards. These awards will honour Canadian work on all screens: cinema, television and interactive (ie. computers, tablets and phones). I was fortunate enough to attend this morning’s press conference where many of the nominations were announced. Unfortunately, that didn’t include those for short film. Though they were included in the full press release, I wanted to bring them front and centre here. Winners will be announced during the televised awards ceremony on Sunday March 3rd on CBC, but truly, it’s an honour just to be nominated!

Best Documentary Short

Best Live-Action Short

Best Animated Short

Titles marked with an asterisk (*) have screened at Shorts That Are Not Pants. The others are on my radar!

Canada’s Top Ten 2012: Shorts

Note: We’ll be showing Chloé Robichaud’s very funny Chef de meute from this selection on Thursday January 17th at the Carlton Cinemas. Advance tickets are on sale already.

On Sunday night, TIFF Bell Lightbox screened all of this year’s shorts named to Canada’s Top Ten. Here are my thoughts on the films (including two I’d seen before, Lingo and Chef de meute).

Lingo

Lingo (Director: Bahar Noorizadeh, 13 minutes)

Lingo uses a static camera and long shots to sort-of tell the story of a young Afghan boy who inadvertently starts a fire that burns down a neighbour’s house. A misunderstanding lands his non-English-speaking mother an uncomfortable interview with a police interpreter. I want to applaud the daring of the filmmaker, because some of the techniques used are pretty alienating to the audience, but the end result communicates a real sense of confusion and disconnection, even when someone is supposedly speaking your language.

Kaspar

Kaspar (Director: Diane Obomsawin, 8 minutes)

Quebec cartoonist Diane Obomsawin animates her 2009 book on the life of Kaspar Hauser, a mysterious young man found living in a German cave in 1828. The subject of several films, including one by Werner Herzog, Hauser’s mysterious origins were never discovered, nor were the circumstances surrounding his mysterious death. Kaspar presents the story in simple clean lines and its character as a trusting innocent. Telling the story in the first person gives the tragic tale additional poignancy.

Reflexions

Reflexions (Director: Martin Thibaudeau, 6 minutes)

An attempt to tell a story visually through reflected images is a clever gimmick, but Thibaudeau’s rather simplistic and heavy-handed portrayal of the funeral of a man who was not what he seemed was the least satisfying of the ten films for me. An interesting concept that needed more subtlety.

Paparmane (Wintergreen)

Paparmane (Wintergreen) (Director: Joëlle Desjardins Paquette, 19 minutes)

Remarkably similar in tone to Chloé Robichaud’s Chef de meute, but featuring a depressed cat instead of an excitable pug, this film was a delight. A lonely parking attendant is mourning his mother’s death, along with her melancholy pet. Things begin to change when he meets an exuberant telegram singer. Filmed near an amusement park closed for the winter, Paparmane uses its setting to great effect. I’m also a big fan of the way the film is able to find humour within its potentially gloomy situations.

Malody

Malody (Director: Phillip Barker, 13 minutes)

Strange things begin to occur inside a diner where a sick girl confronts herself as a little girl. Although visually impressive and full of stylistic flourishes, Malody‘s art film opacity left me unable to connect with its characters.

Crackin' Down Hard

Crackin’ Down Hard (Director: Mike Clattenburg, 10 minutes)

Clattenburg explained to the audience that the idea for the film came to him and his co-writer/star Nicholas Wright when they were visiting Joshua Tree National Park in California. Conceived, written and filmed a scant two weeks later, Crackin’ Down Hard feels like a comedy sketch you’d expect to see on a show like Kids in the Hall. Terry is a guy who comes to the desert to get away from the hectic life he has in the city. While hiking one day, he’s confronted by a strange man who tempts him with hookers. It’s an absurd situation, and all the more hilarious as Terry gradually succumbs to the pimp’s high-pressure sales tactics. The film’s humble origins show in the rather muddy image quality, but the dialogue and comic payoff more than make up for it.

Old Growth

Old Growth (Director: Tess Girard, 5 minutes)

A man’s rural routine comprises this simple piece shot without dialogue. With his wheelbarrow, an old man walks along a windswept road to a forest where he chops firewood. Well-shot and with an especially good use of sound design, Old Growth is more of an experimental piece, since there is almost no focus on the man’s face.

Ne crâne pas sois modeste (Keep a Modest Head)

Ne crâne pas sois modeste (Keep a Modest Head) (Director: deco dawson, 19 minutes)

Canadian-born Jean Benoit was the last member of the Surrealist group of artists. Using archival audio and film footage, dawson constructs a series of vignettes from the artist’s life using his own surrealistic style. Some of these techniques work really well (Benoit as a child jumping between houses and peering in rooftop windows) and some not as well (an almost endless series of zoom-ins on a painting), with the end result being a film worthy of admiration more than love. dawson spoke passionately about Benoit at the screening, and I felt disappointed that some of the quirk seemed to distract from the filmmaker’s clear love of his subject.

Bydlo

Bydlo (Director: Patrick Bouchard, 9 minutes)

Based on a musical piece by Mussorgsky, Bydlo is an innovative animated film that uses images of animals and faceless people to explore the cycles of life, death and labour. The word “bydlo” comes from the Polish word for cattle and is often applied to “the masses” of uneducated, lower-class people. The dramatic use of the musical source material along with the quite amazing animation technique makes this a sobering but fascinating big picture portrayal of the seeming futility of life.

Chef de meute (Herd Leader)

Chef de meute (Herd Leader) (Director: Chloé Robichaud, 13 minutes)

In this comedy, the humour is dark indeed. When Clara’s spinster aunt dies suddenly, her family suggest she take in the older woman’s pug, since, as a single woman herself, she has time to take care of it. When even the dog seems to boss her around, she turns to a dog trainer for help. In a hilarious sendup of The Dog Whisperer, he encourages her to be more assertive. It’s a lesson she takes to her pushy family members. Ève Duranceau plays the put-upon Clara to neurotic perfection, and the pug turns in a pretty impressive performance, too.

Poster Artists Wanted!

I’m a big fan of poster art, both for movies and rock shows, and I was thinking how amazing it would be if we could have a unique poster designed for each screening in our series. It might just be used online, but if there was enough interest, I could see having a limited print run of posters or some letter-sized handbills printed up and posted around the city.

I have zero budget for this at the moment, but thought I’d throw the idea out there for any artists/designers/illustrators out there looking for an interesting challenge.  Get in touch if you have any ideas or suggestions. And if you’re not an artist but know someone, please let them know!

This poster for Blood Simple by Jason Munn is a small example of some of the stuff I like, but I’m happy to look at all different kinds of work.

Poster for Blood Simple by Jason Munn

Full Program for January 17 Screening

Christmas has come early! I’m happy to announce our full program for January 17, 2013. I am delighted to begin our second year of screening the best Canadian and international shorts with a very strong selection from Canada, Ireland and the UK. If you like what you see, why not save some money and get your advance tickets now?


Still from Mixtape

MIXTAPE

Dir: Luke Snellin
United Kingdom – 2009

Mixtape is a short short about making a mixtape for that special someone.

  • Grand Prize – Virgin Media Shorts Competition
  • Nominated – British Association of Film and Television Awards (BAFTA)

Duration: 2:00


Still from Dear Scavengers

DEAR SCAVENGERS

Dir: Aaron Phelan
Canada – 2012

The eccentric owner of a used-appliance store is driven nearly mad by an unending stream of tween girls entering his shop in search of a clue for their scavenger hunt.

  • Official Selection – Toronto International Film Festival

Duration: 9:00


Still from Chef de meute (Herd Leader)

CHEF DE MEUTE (HERD LEADER)

Dir: Chloé Robichaud
Canada – 2012

Clara’s overwhelming family can’t understand her solitary life, wishing she would find someone to grow old with. Following her aunt’s sudden death, Clara is put in charge of her pet. Little does she know that these are the first steps to an unlikely, but empowering, friendship.

  • Official Selection – Canada’s Top Ten
  • Official Selection (Competition) – Cannes Film Festival
  • Official Selection – Toronto International Film Festival
  • Official Selection – Palm Springs Short Film Festival

Duration: 12:30


Still from Long Branch

LONG BRANCH

Dir: Dane Clark and Linsey Stewart
Canada – 2012

On a cold winter’s night, a woman’s quest for a one-night stand is complicated when the guy she goes home with lives two hours away by public transit.

  • Best Live Action Short – Calgary International Film Festival
  • Best Short – Canadian Film Festival

Duration: 14:00


Still from Noreen

NOREEN

Dir: Domhnall Gleeson
Ireland – 2010

Two rural Irish cops find a body during a routine house call. Things are complicated by the fact that they are idiots. Starring Brendan Gleeson and directed and written by his son Domhnall. Oh, and very very funny.

  • Official Selection – Palm Springs Short Film Festival
  • Winner, Best Short – Galway Film Fleadh
  • Official Selection – Toronto Irish Film Festival

Duration: 18:00


Still from Disco

DISCO

Dir: Luke Snellin
United Kingdom – 2010

July. 1997. The height of summer. England. Oasis reach number one with ‘D’you Know What I Mean’. Tony Blair has moved his stuff into Downing Street. Meanwhile Danny is trying to tell a girl named Pippa that he likes her. On this Friday we follow Danny through miscommunication, gossip, and a love triangle between Danny, Pippa and his best friend Greg. A follow-up from the director (and star) of Mixtape.

  • Official Selection – London Short Film Festival

Duration: 15:00


Special co-presentation with Toronto Animation Arts Festival International (TAAFI)
Toronto Animation Arts Festival International

Still from Requiem for Romance

REQUIEM FOR ROMANCE

Dir: Jonathan Ng
Canada – 2012

A modern-day couple’s secret love affair comes to a bittersweet end during an evening phone call. Cell phone static creates distance between them as they anguish over details of their relationship. But the visuals of the film reveal something entirely different: the epic re-imagining of their relationship set in feudal China, where family influence, cultural pressures and their lust for adventure makes more sense.

  • Canadian ShortWork Award – Whistler Film Festival
  • Animasian Award – Reel Asian Film Festival

Duration: 8:00


So what are you waiting for? Buy your tickets and join us! (Did I mention that tickets make a great holiday gift? You know, if you can’t make a mixtape…)

Reel Asian Co-presentation: Once Lost, Now Found

I am very proud to be co-presenting (along with Asiansploitation) a program of short films at this year’s Reel Asian Film Festival. It’s on Wednesday November 7th at 7:15pm at Innis Town Hall, and it’s called Once Lost, Now Found. Here are some details about the five films in the lineup:

Still from Magical Coincidence

MAGICAL COINCIDENCE
Director: Keith Lock | Canada 2012 | 22:00 | Director in Attendance

Two lonely souls are brought together by strange and fateful occurrences. Ostensibly a romantic comedy, the production of this film is unique; using a coin toss to dictate specific creative decisions including writing, casting, and production. Winner of Reel Asian’s 2011 So You Think You Can Pitch? Competition.

Still from  Guang

GUANG
Director: Quek Shio Chuan | Malaysia 2011 | 14:00 | Mandarin w/ English subtitles

While his younger brother pressures him to find a job, autistic Wen Guang is on a quest of his own for a very special glass. His obsession drives him and derails his brother’s good intentions. While his brother’s real-world concerns are legitimate, we cannot help but share in Wen Guang’s joy when he finally finds what he has been looking for.

Still from Obake (Ghosts)

OBAKE (GHOSTS)
Director: Christopher Makoto Yogi | USA 2012 | 13:00 | English and Japanese w/ Eng. subtitles

In lush Hawai’i, an elderly Japanese man lives out his final days in his country home, as this film weaves in and out of his memories. In dedication to the Nisei and Sansei cultures of Hawai’i, past and present converge on the island’s beguiling shores and in the elegant majesty of a single tree. This unconventional ghost story creates a unique, otherworldly feeling all its own.

Still from 108 Prayer Beads

108 PRAYER BEADS (108 PHRENG RDOG)
Director: Han Han Li | Canada 2012 | 8:20

Chaos and peace, darkness and light, life and death among the dualities cycling through the dynamic animation of 108 Prayer Beads. Transformation and movement, along with a compelling score, propel the spiritually steeped images through what seems like many other worlds.

Still from That Which Once Was

THAT WHICH ONCE WAS
Director: Kimi Takesue | USA 2011 | 19:50 | Director in attendance

In the not-so-distant future, eight-year-old Vicente struggles with residual trauma from flooding that has left him homeless and orphaned. Kimi Takesue’s beautifully shot and contemplative short explores Vicente’s chance meeting and unexpected friendship with ice-carver Siku, who helps him confront memory and closure.

Tickets are just $12 ($10 for seniors and students) and are available online or at the door. Use the promo code community16 to save 25% on tickets bought online!

October 11: That’s a Wrap!

October 11 Crowd at the Carlton

What a great night! I think we might have broken our attendance record last night with a packed house at the Carlton Cinema. Thanks to all who made it out, and to those who missed it, see you in January! We might have to book a larger room by the look of it.

Marquee

Special thanks to all the filmmakers whose work we enjoyed, and to the staff at the Carlton who made our transition from our old home at the NFB Mediatheque as easy as possible. We’ll be back!

If you were at our screening last night, what was your favourite film from the lineup?

Our next screening will take place sometime in mid-January. Check back for details or better yet, follow us on Twitter.

Full(ish) Program for October 11 Screening

We’re waiting to hear back from one more filmmaker, but I figured you’d like to see the shape of our program, since our screening is just ONE WEEK AWAY! If you can’t figure it out already, I’m insanely excited about this particular slate of films, since I put it together all by myself. Normally, the core of our programming is the Future Shorts pop-up festival selection, but our quarterly screening and their selection are slightly out of sync at the moment. Look for more from Future Shorts in the new year. In the meantime, I got to put together a whole bunch of stuff that I liked. Two of our films came through our brand new submission process which makes me very happy. And one film is from local filmmaker Matt Brown, whom I’ve known for several years now. We’re also pleased to be screening for the first time at the very snazzy Carlton Cinemas, where they even sell popcorn!

Without further preamble, here is the lineup for next week! Please join us!


Still from The Secret Number

THE SECRET NUMBER

Dir: Colin Levy
USA – 2011

The Secret Number is a short sci-fi psychological drama that was created over a period of two years by a team of young filmmakers from the Savannah College of Art and Design.

Based on the short story by Igor Teper, The Secret Number is about a man whose world is thrown into question. Psychiatrist Simon Tomlin (Daniel Jones) has a troubling conversation with one of his patients, a brilliant mathematician named Ersheim (Tom Nowicki) who intends to prove the existence of a secret integer between three and four. Ersheim’s delusion compels Tomlin to dig deeper, but he only uncovers more questions — about fate, connection, and the nature of reality.

  • Best Student Film – Savannah Film Festival
  • Jury Award for Best Short – Charleston International Film Festival

Duration: 15:00


Still from Foxes

FOXES

Dir: Lorcan Finnegan
Ireland – 2012

Ellen and James live alone in a silent maze of uniform houses populated only by spectral shrieking foxes. James commutes to and from work each day, leaving in the morning, returning at dusk. Ellen spends her time photographing the foxes. Her pastime becomes an obsession. An obsession that alienates James. One day she flees the house, vanishing into the endless rows of overgrown gardens…

  • Official Selection – South by Southwest Film Festival
  • Official Selection – Tribeca Film Festival
  • Official Selection – Seattle International Film Festival
  • Official Selection – Montreal World Film Festival

Duration: 15:00


Still from The Cub

THE CUB

Dir: Riley Stearns
USA – 2012

Everyone knows that wolves make the best parents. Right?

  • WORLD PREMIERE

Duration: 5:00


Still from Aftermath on Meadowlark Lane

AFTERMATH ON MEADOWLARK LANE

Dir: David and Nathan Zellner
USA – 2007

Family secrets are spilled after a car accident on the way to a mariachi recital.

  • Official Selection – Sundance Film Festival

Duration: 10:00


Still from The Ballad of Poisonberry Pete

THE BALLAD OF POISONBERRY PETE

Dir: Adam Campbell, Elizabeth McMahill, and Uri Lotan
USA – 2012

This animated Western from student filmmakers at Ringling College of Art and Design could be called The Life of Pie.

  • Official Selection – LA Shortsfest
  • Official Selection – Cartoon Brew Student Animation Festival
  • Student Grant Awardee – National Board of Review

Duration: 6:00


Still from Edmond Was A Donkey

EDMOND WAS A DONKEY

Dir: Franck Dion
France/Canada – 2012

Edmond is not like everybody else. A small, quiet man, Edmond has a wife who loves him and a job that he does extraordinarily well. He is, however, very aware that he is different. When his co-workers tease him by crowning him with a pair of donkey ears, he suddenly discovers his true nature.

  • Bravo FACT! Award for Best Canadian Short – Worldwide Short Film Festival
  • Special Jury Award – Annecy International Animated Film Festival

Duration: 14:00


Still from Who Remembers How It Ends?

WHO REMEMBERS HOW IT ENDS?

Dir: Matthew Brown
Canada – 2012

After a raucous bachelor party, one man recognizes another in an elevator. Or does he? It’s all got something to do with The Substream.

  • WORLD PREMIERE

Duration: 3:00